Я весь день (Девять утра? Упс. Весь вчерашний день.) радостно охуеваю от куска про страны. А как он произносит *on your knees*, ааар.

Russia, made of oil
China, soon to boil
Japan, made of cars
The middle East, full of scars
Netherlands, built on trade
Africa, running late
Switzerland, made of cheese
Canada, full of trees
Greenland, made of water
UK, Harry Potter
India, software
Tibet, made of prayer
Sweden, made of bands
Australia, full of sand
Caribbean, made of smoke
South America, full of coke
South Korea, exponential
North Korea, confidential
USA, made of corn
All the rest, made of porn